Rampage At Milo’s Inaugural Ball! #NotFakeNews

Early reports suggest Shots were fired at Milo Yiannopoulos’s Irregular Inaugural Ball, at the University of Washington, early Saturday Morning.

Unconfirmed reports suggest the perpetrator has committed suicide. Suspect may have been Ben Shapiro, blogger and podcaster, and the victim was in fact Milo himself, leader of the Alt Right and Infamous White Nationalist.

Uncorroborated eye-witness reports suggest it may have been a lover’s quarrel between the two, ending in tragedy, with a witness vaguely describing the suspect as “Typical hook nose, sweaty, ugly, hunch backed, rubbing his hands”. Another witness claimed the shooter screamed “Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks”.

More as this story develops.